Mom i can’t go to school tmrw it’s a holiday
the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.
oh my god
" I love you like a rap kid loves breaks… "
you cant get in my pants unless you have these under yours